Sheila Dikshit was worried whether or not Manmohan Singh upon his death made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance. Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, Manmohan's voice was heard answering, "Hello Sheila , this is meeee..."


"Manmohan ji," she answered. I just have to know if you're happy there in the afterlife. What's it like there?"

"Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever imagined," Manmohan answered. "The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much more lush and green than I ever expected and above all there is no scam. And the only thing we do, all day long, are eat and sleep, eat and sleep, over and over."

"Thank God, you made it to heaven," Sheila Dikshit cried.

"Heaven?" he answered. "What heaven? I'm a buffalo in Punjab."