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The Lie Clock of Corrupt P.Chidambram

Sonia Gandhi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a .....



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Talking The Lie Clock of Corrupt P.Chidambram


Sonia Gandhi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock.Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said Sonia, "Who's clock is that? "

That's Mahatma Gandhi's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie. "

And whose clock is that?

"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."

Sonia asked, "Where's Chidambram's clock?

" His clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan.



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Yeah....and he must be paying a hefty electricity bill on it as well...what with the fan rotating nonstop....unless Sonia Gandhi secretly smuggled a Nuclear Reactor into heaven with Quattrochi's help...er...and maybe some Uranium too...
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haa haaa haaaaaa ..... well said summit bro ....... thts why sonia gandhi is hiding these days ..... must be busy with nuclear reactors
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