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The Lie Clock of Corrupt P.ChidambramSonia Gandhi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a ..... |
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The Lie Clock of Corrupt P.Chidambram
Sonia Gandhi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock.Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Sonia, "Who's clock is that? " That's Mahatma Gandhi's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie. " And whose clock is that? "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life." Sonia asked, "Where's Chidambram's clock? " His clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as a ceiling fan. haaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa |
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Yeah....and he must be paying a hefty electricity bill on it as well...what with the fan rotating nonstop....unless Sonia Gandhi secretly smuggled a Nuclear Reactor into heaven with Quattrochi's help...er...and maybe some Uranium too...
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haa haaa haaaaaa ..... well said summit bro ....... thts why sonia gandhi is hiding these days ..... must be busy with nuclear reactors
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