10-17-2008
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: Oct 2008
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go to jail ,get beaten up , all in style
16 steps .
- Carry water bottle with you
- Please wear a sunscrean too,if its summer time
- Avoid wearing costly ray-ben's etc,u might end up with broken glasses after lathi charge .
- Make sure to wave at the cameras for your glory moment
- Expression(angry young man ...yeah ,u got it )
- Tell ur mummy you shall be home shortly after the lathi charge incase you dont get arrested .
- Tell some burly strong friends to watch out your back in case police waalahs beat you black and blue .
- Wear a cotton t shirt prefrably as water cannons are going to make you wet ,cottons dry quicky .Jeans would get so wet that it would get difficult to run ,so try wearing a sports gear .Nike would be a great bet .Carry an extra old chappal ,as u might need to throw at the politicians who shall come there trying to nullify your stand .
- Carry a choclate with you for emergency (incase u feel hungry ,as it might take whole day and a subsequent arrest . )
- Try not being pick-pocketed (happened with a friend )
- Do not take an expensive cell phone along (we spent whole night looking for my friends new n94 ,after lathi charge.
- Close your eyes when they fire water cannons ,imagine you are in a very painful but glorious " LIRIL advertisement"
- Dont be the overzealous guy who climbs a barricade alone ,that would guarantee star tv /satellite tv covering you and 25 million homes watching you while they kick your ass !(it happened to one of my friends ,he is still getting teased .).
- If by mistake you hit a police wallah ,dont be a nice samaritan to say sorry uncle ", rather run for your life , cos if they catch you ,after initial danda -parade , you might end up in locker .
- When they use tear gas ,take a toffee and try to swallow its juice as much as you can ,also keep a wet handkerchief at your face.
- Dont forget to click some pictures of police atrocities .If you are lucky some news channel might buy them ,or u can exhibit them in your orkut profile to tell people how tough you are .u might end up getting quota ' ie . reserrvation to fight under anti-reservation moment ..India's crazy country and anything can happen here .
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