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Application Form for Indian Elections1. Name of Candidate : _______________________ 2. Present Address (i) Name of Jail : _______________________ (ii) Cell Number : _______________________ ..... |
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Application Form for Indian Elections
1. Name of Candidate : _______________________ 2. Present Address (i) Name of Jail : _______________________ (ii) Cell Number : _______________________ 3. Political Party : _______________________ (List ONLY the Last Five parties in Chronological Order) 4. Nationality: [ ] A - Italian B - Indian 5. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more) A - Defected B - Expelled C - Bought out D - None of above E - All of the above 6. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more) A - To make money B - To escape court trial C - To grossly misuse power D - To serve the public E - I have no clue (if you choose "D,attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recogonised Government Psychiatrist) 7. How many years of public service experience do you possess? A - 1-2 yrs B - 2-6yrs C - 6-15yrs D - 15+yrs 8. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want) 9. How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ] (Do not confuse with question 8) A - 1-2 years B - 2-6 years C - 6-15 years D - 15+years 10. Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ] A - Why not B - Of Course C - Definitely D - I deny it all E - I see a foreign hand 11. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ] A - 10-50 Crores B - 50-100 Crores C - Overflow... (Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc. to Rupees) 12. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ] A - No B - No C - No D - No 13. How many people have you killed or murdered ?[ ] A - 50 B - 100 C - 1000 D - Lost count 14. Describe your achievements in space provided: [___] Thumb Impresssion of candidate (Not that of the person who filled the form) ha ha ha ha ha |
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Question No. 7 actually means - "How many years of public 'Cheating' experience do you possess...", doesn't it ?
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yess .... cheating and eating and hiding
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Note--- You are disqualified if you had been part of any anti corruption movement!
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You needn't have mentioned "eating" - see "cheating" already has "eating" in it It's actually Dehati English - Cheating = Chori karke eating.... Better, you could call it an Anglo-Dehati word. OR, the 'ch' could also have come from a mixture of origins - 'Vinci' - Raul Vinci - I mean...and 'Gandhi' - Papa Gandhi or Mom Gandhi or Son Gandhi...whichever you please...c + h = ch (Beta, Sandhi ke Niyam yaad hain naa ?)...however, in that case it'd be a Latino-Indo-English word... and short for Latino-Indo-English...LIE... What say you ? Last edited by Summit Ensign; 08-29-2011 at 06:00 PM |
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'ch'idambaram
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....That was Great Deepak...I just burst out laughing...brilliant...!!!... Off all the things in the world, this had to be here.....imagine... Last edited by Summit Ensign; 08-29-2011 at 07:01 PM |
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frnds ... thts ultimate ........ ch ... ch .... chidambram ...... ha ha ha ....
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well, it could mean - 'Chori' karke eating 'idli' and 'sambaram'..... ch-id-ambaram.... The South-Indian Kishan-Kanhaiya..... "Maiya Mori, Main Nahi Sambar Khayo Bhor Bhayo Gaiyan ke paachhe, Madhuban mohe Pathayo Gwaal-Baal Sab Bair Padey Hain, Barbas Idli Chatayo..." Who are the Gwaal-Baal....Raja & Kalmadi ??? Who are the Gaiyan...come on...WE, THE PEOPLE... Madhuban....Parliament...??? Idli, Sambar....anyone's guess... Last edited by Summit Ensign; 08-30-2011 at 08:14 PM |
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apka iq to mast hai
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