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Application Form for Indian Elections

1. Name of Candidate : _______________________ 2. Present Address (i) Name of Jail : _______________________ (ii) Cell Number : _______________________ .....



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Talking Application Form for Indian Elections


1. Name of Candidate : _______________________

2. Present Address
(i) Name of Jail : _______________________
(ii) Cell Number : _______________________

3. Political Party : _______________________
(List ONLY the Last Five parties in Chronological Order)

4. Nationality: [ ]
A - Italian
B - Indian

5. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
A - Defected
B - Expelled
C - Bought out
D - None of above
E - All of the above

6. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
A - To make money
B - To escape court trial
C - To grossly misuse power
D - To serve the public
E - I have no clue
(if you choose "D,attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recogonised Government Psychiatrist)

7. How many years of public service experience do you possess?
A - 1-2 yrs
B - 2-6yrs
C - 6-15yrs
D - 15+yrs

8. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)

9. How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ]
(Do not confuse with question 8)
A - 1-2 years
B - 2-6 years
C - 6-15 years
D - 15+years

10. Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
A - Why not
B - Of Course
C - Definitely
D - I deny it all
E - I see a foreign hand

11. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]
A - 10-50 Crores
B - 50-100 Crores
C - Overflow...
(Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc. to Rupees)

12. Do you have any developmental plans for India in mind? [ ]
A - No
B - No
C - No
D - No

13. How many people have you killed or murdered ?[ ]
A - 50
B - 100
C - 1000
D - Lost count

14. Describe your achievements in space provided: [___]
Thumb Impresssion of candidate
(Not that of the person who filled the form)


ha ha ha ha ha
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08-25-2011
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Question No. 7 actually means - "How many years of public 'Cheating' experience do you possess...", doesn't it ?
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Question No. 7 actually means - "How many years of public 'Cheating' experience do you possess...", doesn't it ?
yess .... cheating and eating and hiding
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Note--- You are disqualified if you had been part of any anti corruption movement!
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yess .... cheating and eating and hiding

You needn't have mentioned "eating" - see "cheating" already has "eating" in it

It's actually Dehati English -

Cheating = Chori karke eating....

Better, you could call it an Anglo-Dehati word.

OR, the 'ch' could also have come from a mixture of origins - 'Vinci' - Raul Vinci - I mean...and 'Gandhi' - Papa Gandhi or Mom Gandhi or Son Gandhi...whichever you please...c + h = ch (Beta, Sandhi ke Niyam yaad hain naa ?)...however, in that case it'd be a Latino-Indo-English word... and short for Latino-Indo-English...LIE...

What say you ?

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'ch'idambaram
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'ch'idambaram

....That was Great Deepak...I just burst out laughing...brilliant...!!!...

Off all the things in the world, this had to be here.....imagine...

Last edited by Summit Ensign; 08-29-2011 at 07:01 PM
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frnds ... thts ultimate ........ ch ... ch .... chidambram ...... ha ha ha ....
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frnds ... thts ultimate ........ ch ... ch .... chidambram ...... ha ha ha ....

well, it could mean - 'Chori' karke eating 'idli' and 'sambaram'.....

ch-id-ambaram....

The South-Indian Kishan-Kanhaiya.....

"Maiya Mori, Main Nahi Sambar Khayo
Bhor Bhayo Gaiyan ke paachhe, Madhuban mohe Pathayo
Gwaal-Baal Sab Bair Padey Hain, Barbas Idli Chatayo..."

Who are the Gwaal-Baal....Raja & Kalmadi ???

Who are the Gaiyan...come on...WE, THE PEOPLE...

Madhuban....Parliament...???

Idli, Sambar....anyone's guess...

Last edited by Summit Ensign; 08-30-2011 at 08:14 PM
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apka iq to mast hai
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