India Against Corruption

Register

  India Against Corruption > OFF-TOPIC > Fun & Pranks

The Postage Stamp of Manmohan Singh

Manmohan Singh had a dream last night. He dreamt of completing 25 years of his rule over India, he wanted .....



15


  #1  
09-29-2011
Proud Indian's Avatar
Senior Member
 
: Feb 2011
: Chandigarh
:
: 312 | 0.11 Per Day
Talking The Postage Stamp of Manmohan Singh


Manmohan Singh had a dream last night. He dreamt of completing 25 years of his rule over India, he wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed Sonia Gandhi, stressing that it should be of international quality. The stamps were duly released, and Manmohan was pleased.



But within a couple of days of release of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious. He called Sonia and ordered her to investigate the matter. Sonia checked the matter out at several post offices, and then reported on the problem to Manmohan Singh.


Sonia said: "The stamp is really of international quality. The problem is, the people are spitting on the wrong side!"
Attached Images
File Type: jpg manmohan.jpg (3.7 , 81 views)

Last edited by Proud Indian; 09-29-2011 at 03:51 PM
Reply With Quote
  #2  
09-29-2011
Junior Member
 
: Sep 2011
: pune
:
: 7 | 0.00 Per Day


very good posting from u dear
very good
thank u very much
Reply With Quote
  #3  
09-30-2011
Senior Member
 
: Aug 2011
: Kolkata
:
: 384 | 0.14 Per Day

Sonia is clever. She didn't issue stamps on herself.

Her stamps would have stuck but no Postman would've carried the mail. How could he, when he'd be clasping his nose with both hands ?

People wouldn't have been 'spitting' on them, they'd have been 's*itting'.

Scratching your head on what that means ? Try some 'ph'. What's that ? p to h. I mean, Paste to Hold.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
10-01-2011
Proud Indian's Avatar
Senior Member
 
: Feb 2011
: Chandigarh
:
: 312 | 0.11 Per Day

sonia stamps stuck wid sewer sludge
Reply With Quote
  #5  
10-01-2011
Senior Member
 
: Aug 2011
: Kolkata
:
: 384 | 0.14 Per Day

Yellowing Stamps....Billowing Scams....
Reply With Quote
  #6  
10-01-2011
Proud Indian's Avatar
Senior Member
 
: Feb 2011
: Chandigarh
:
: 312 | 0.11 Per Day

they will soon start exporting these yellow stamps
Reply With Quote
  #7  
10-03-2011
Senior Member
 
: Aug 2011
: Kolkata
:
: 384 | 0.14 Per Day

Export License hai...?...Waise koi baat nahin, Mr. 'Bhadda' hai na...usko to Airport pe Frisk bhi nahin karte...No-Frisk List pe Naam hai uska...
Reply With Quote
  #8  
10-03-2011
Senior Member
 
: Aug 2011
: Kanpur UP
: 34
:
: 373 | 0.13 Per Day

Kash ke ye soniya n manmohan padh le to shayad unhe ehsash ho jaye ki wo kitne besharm hai
Reply With Quote
  #9  
10-05-2011
Proud Indian's Avatar
Senior Member
 
: Feb 2011
: Chandigarh
:
: 312 | 0.11 Per Day

Kash ke ye soniya n manmohan padh le to shayad unhe ehsash ho jaye ki wo kitne besharm hai
voh dono toh anparh hain
Reply With Quote
  #10  
10-08-2011
Senior Member
 
: Aug 2011
: Sambalpur, Orissa
: 42
:
: 120 | 0.04 Per Day

Good thought Sir +++++++
Reply With Quote




India Against Corruption
India Against Corruption is a PUBLIC Forum, NOT associated with any organisation(s).
DISCLAIMER: Members of public post content on this website. We hold no responsibility for the same. However, abuse may be reported to us.

Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0