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Hats Off to Delhi Police

The IB, CBI and the Delhi Police are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. .....



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Talking Hats Off to Delhi Police



The IB, CBI and the Delhi Police are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The PM decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch.

The IB goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.


The CBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.


The Delhi Police goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!
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"Results"

Gentle men ! "Security agencies are trees with numbers of braches, roots, leaves etc. But this is most unfortunate these trees never give fruits(results)."
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Yes but they are showing like they have full bucket of fruit (In picture)
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Bihad Mootation....er, I mean Bear Mutation...

Oye...Rabita ka Babita...
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rabbit is manmohan , hunter is sonia
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Kya Proud Bhai....Gender Badal Diya....Huntress...!

Maar Diya Jaye, Ya Chhod Diya Jaye...??...Oye, Mannu ko aise hi mat dara...
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Kya Proud Bhai....Gender Badal Diya....Huntress...!

Maar Diya Jaye, Ya Chhod Diya Jaye...??...Oye, Mannu ko aise hi mat dara...
sonia went to US for surgery ......... vahan badal diya hoga

 




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