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Corruption in less than one weekA British Diplomat paid a courtesy visit to Pranab Mukherjee. During a meeting at his place, he thought of entertaining ..... |
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Corruption in less than one week
A British Diplomat paid a courtesy visit to Pranab Mukherjee. During a meeting at his place, he thought of entertaining Pranab Mukherjee with the following magic of numbers. He said, "Your excellency, Look at the value of the alphabet: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Now, look at this Sir, if we calculate together it will be: H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only L O B B Y I N G 12 15 2 2 25 9 14 7 = 86 % Only L U C K 12 21 3 11 = 47 % Only Sir, you should look at the final one, which is most important. A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 % Sir, do you find it useful? This magic can work on your people to improve themselves, increase productivity, and make your Kingdom prosperous. Sir, I can arrange to send our experts to coach your people. We can do it in less than a year" Pranab Mukherjee thought for a while; and said, "I have better formula. See this...... C O R R U P T I O N 3 15 18 21 16 9 15 14 = 111 % Do you want me to come and teach your people? I can do it in less than one week." |
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sahi hai
yesiliye yedar udhar bag raha hai |
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"Reverse thought"
Gentle men ! "Politicians stand first in rank for their reverse thoughts."
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very true, Even they are trying to change others,
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Ph.D. Crash Course...
Didn't understand ? Ask Anna Hazare. |