Sonia is clever. She didn't issue stamps on herself.

Her stamps would have stuck but no Postman would've carried the mail. How could he, when he'd be clasping his nose with both hands ?

People wouldn't have been 'spitting' on them, they'd have been 's*itting'.

Scratching your head on what that means ? Try some 'ph'. What's that ? p to h. I mean, Paste to Hold.